Characters: Light Yagami (night_god_moon), L Lawliet (watashi_wa_eru) and Touta Matsuda (happyoblivious).
When: After Matsuda arrives in Adstringendum.
Where: Light and L's apartment.
Rating: PG-13
Summary:  Matsuda's being his usual incompetent self and needs a talking to.

( Matsuda, you idiot. )